Russians Love Me?!

It seems that Russia is beating the view counts of my home country, the U.S.

Am I the reason why we might have a another Cold War?
Is Russia and the United States trying to win the heart of this lonely blogger?
Will Switzerland have a chance at coming out on top?
How did Mexico become involve in this mess?
Will China just beat everyone by putting everyone else in massive debt?
What word rhymes with "Ukraine?"


...oh yeah, and Portugal's there too.


Also, this:

This redirection doesn't make any sense at all!
"Page for Russian Social App => My Blog?"
What the Hell is even happenin- OH WAIT A MINUTE.

THEY WANNA GET WITH ME FOR A FRIENDLY CHAT AT A NEARBY COFFEE SHOP. IT ALL MAKES SENSE. I FIGURED IT ALL OUT, PUTIN. YOU CAN'T HIDE ANYTHING FROM ME.