If Slogans Had Jobs

For whatever reason, I thought what jobs slogans would have if they were personified into people. And what jobs would they have? I'm glad you asked.

Here's the job the Burger King slogan would have:

...and here's the job the Subway slogan would have:

I've asked my friends on Facebook what other slogans I should do next, so hopefully I'll be able to do 'em and post them here.